¿Remember that movie ¨Wayne´s World¨? Back in the day, a friend of mine made up a song, using the music from Wayne´s world and substitued Wayne for Huang. I think it went like: ¨Huang´s world, Huang´s world, Chinese food...¨ Anyhoo, the following is on my adventures in life.
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
Bone Marrow Stew
However, my students informed me that when a patient has a health issue, be it liver dysfunction or heart problems, it is widely believed that eating the analogous part of an animal aids in the healing process. Thus, when you break a bone, you should eat bone marrow as part of a comprehensive treatment plan.
I think many American are finicky eaters and would never fathom eating the liver or heart of an animal. Also, I'm not sure how many would even believe that this type of diet would help cure their illness, as we live in a culture of pills and prescriptions.
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
My right thumb is numb
Remember the arcade game with the big claw and you try to win a cute, stuffed teddy bear? Well, we saw a variation on this idea, that included both children and adults:
I recently read a statistic that 1/3 cigarettes made in the world are consumed in China. Its ubiquitous around Jilin and everyone smokes, everywhere. Its quite a shock to the system after being in a smoke-free environment for several years. I asked the doctors that I worked with about smoking cessations aids. The consensus was that there weren't any types of medications like Wellbutrin, patches or even gum. Assuming that people would want to start quitting, there'd be a huge market for smoking cessation tools here.
Anyhoo, the five of us bypassed the lure of the cancer sticks, and made our way to the bowling alley, where we had a grand time. Unfortunately for me, after a few frames, I noticed that the distal part of my right thumb became oddly numb. I think I compressed a small sensory nerve or something. It currently is still slightly asensational (is that even a word?) but I'm not too concerned as it'll probably take sometime for it to recover. I ended up bowling a decent game so the people who did not bowl so well had to buy Kevin and me ice cream.
We made our way to the McDonald's where I had my first encounter with a Chinese Ronald McDonald. It was kind of bizarre. Moreover, my friend pointed out they seem to be recycling ad campaigns from the past. Remember the suave McDonald's Moonman? He's been resurrected and making a full comeback in China!
Saturday, September 15, 2007
Triple Birthday and a trail of Donkey carnage
One of the guests, aptly with her chopsticks, picked up a pita pocket thing, filled with meat and
started to eat it. She has been a teacher in Jilin for about 2 years, I believe, so I would expect her to have some cultural sensitivity or at the very least good manners. So when someone asked what was inside and the response was Donkey, she immediately hurled the pita pocket which landed on the table and made a huge commotion by spitting out the food and screaming. I sympathize with her that she had donkeys on her farm growing up and couldn't fathom eating a childhood friend, but at the same time, if I had accidentally eaten a furry friend, I certainly would not throw, spit or scream. I, as my other friends, were horrified and felt awful for this show of disrespect towards our friends who had planned this wonderful evening. As we strolled along the trail of Donkey Carnage, others stopped and enjoyed the pita pockets and hopefully made some small amends towards our hostesses. Matt ingeniously placed his camera on the edge of the lazy susan and set it to video (can you find me!?) The candle on the cake was also quite spectacular and we took a video of the show, as it blasted the Happy Birthday song and blossomed:
Imagine in China, using chopsticks to eat cake!
Friday, September 14, 2007
Settling in
I usually schlep to Chinese language class in the mornings, if I don't have to teach. Otherwise, I'm either preparing lessons for my medical English class or constantly writing Chinese characters, hoping that they imprint on my brain. I try to go for a short run every other day, usually by the Song Hua River, which has some beautiful scenery and is an escape from the polluted roads.
Most meals are eaten out, as my culinary skills are not being employed. Its fairly cheap to eat out and the food is great.
I'm enjoying teaching immensely. Whenever I arrive to class, I have bounding energy and the 2 hours fly by. The classes here are usually 2 45-minute periods with a 10 minute break. Also, it helps that I'm teaching medical English, so I find it all very interesting. On Friday, I gave out some American candy, Jolly Ranchers, so that my students wouldn't fall asleep during my lecture on Hypertriglyceridemia. They enjoyed the candy, the lecture, not so much.
While I was studying Chinese this morning, I discovered another quirk in the language. So apparently, the same character can have 2 totally different pronunciations, for example, in English imagine if you said bank, but it could mean post office depending on the context. I'm not sure if I'm explaining it clearly enough, but that's representative of how difficult this language is! Or its my shoddy explanation skills :)
Anyhoo, some more pictures of us at dinner and at the Park:
Kevin, Me, Elena, Natalia (Russians), Matt, Ashley, and Joo
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Computer on the Fritz
Thinking that it could just be the fan, I emailed the COMIS, the UVM computer experts, asking about what I could do about a faulty fan. I couldn't believe it, but they responded with "We can send you a loaner and the shipping material to send my broken one back." I was flabbergasted. At first, I thought maybe they assumed that I was in China, MAINE, not China, the country. So I replied clarifying that I was 1/2 way around the world. I just checked my email and they said it would be possible, but that they'd double check.
The COMIS dept gets an A+ for dedication to UVM medical students!
The other night I went out to dinner with 2 Korean friends, Ashley and Joo, and my friend Kevin. We went to a Si chuan place and we think that a spice they used in the dish gave us awful nightmares. Kevin dreamed about helping Harry Potter escape from quite large spiders, while I was trapped in a house and couldn't escape.
But its somewhat frustrating and hilarious because I think that I'm saying the word correct, but I can't get my point across. For example, I asked for garlic, da suan, I thought I had the tones right, but we ended up getting toothpicks! Go figure.

Also, I just found out that I have been telling our friendly food servers that "I am a vegetable." No wonder I've been getting quizzical stares. I thought that "Wo shi su de" meant I am a vegetarian, but my 2 Chinese friends told me that the translation is more "I am a vegetable." (I forgot to say Wo shi chi su de) Or if I said, "wo chi su de" it just means I eat vegetables. And so what? You eat vegetables, big deal. I think my attempts at the vegetarian language have been futile as I have either been making ridiculous statements or saying obvious things. Nevertheless, I haven't gone hungry so we must be doing something right.
2 things that I found surprising here is that the Chinese eat a plethora of potatoes and that there are large Muslim populations in China. I wasn't expecting potatoes to be a popular thing here as I never really ate alot of potato dishes growing up. Also, people around here really do eat dog. My friend Jenny last night enjoys it and eats it a few times a year.
Sunday, September 9, 2007
Random Jilin Stuff


This catholic church, (Tianzhu Jiaotang) was ransacked during the Cultural Revolution and reopened in 1980, definitely sticks out of amongst the Chinese building along the Song Hua River. Along the river are various statues (fishies and bikers) and animal bushes such as the pictured Squirrels and mushrooms, which I thought were pretty funky.

Its been cloudy for the past few days, which has been dreary, but it has a nice effect along the Song Hua River. I'm pictured with Kevin, who likes to eat a plethora of Kabobs.
Kevin, Matt and I went into an outdoor type market, in doors, where a crowd gathered around Matt. He speaks Chinese the best amongst the three of us. Its actually pretty hilarious because all the Chinese people come up to me and ask questions about my 2 companions, but most of the time I have no clue what they're saying. So I turn to Matt, who is able to converse with the curious people. You have to have a good sense of humor because lots of time people talk amongst themselves and then laugh, most likely at you. So I just laugh along, blissfully ignorant about what they just said about me or to me.


Saturday, September 8, 2007
Friendship Hotel
I'm residing in a foreign dormitory called the Friendship Hotel. Its amazing the diversity of students living here. On Thursday night, we went to a birthday party for a girl from Dominica (NOT the Dominican Republic), its an island near St. Lucia. I made the mistake of asking her about the DR and was immediately handed a map. Anyhoo, there are people from Mozambique, Liberia, Russia, Pakistan, Sri Lanka, Korea, Japan, and Somalia. Before coming here, I never thought that there would be such a random assortment of nationalities here.
Saturday was an adventure in my apartment and out and about downtown. First on my to-do list was laundry. Luckily I have a washer in my apartment, but everything is in Chinese Characters! I managed to figure out what the settings meant through pictures, but still I had no clue what was going on in my bathroom.
For dinner, 2 Japanese teachers invited us out to a Japanese Restaurant. Prior to the meal, I was a bit skeptical about eating Sushi in Jilin, but I figured that I'd judge the quality of food based on the appearance of the eatery. Plus, my family in HK were adamant about me not eating any type of raw fish unless it was at a 4star hotel. But I figured if the Japanese people trust the fish here then it must be alright. There were 12 of us, a mix of Americans, 1 Canadian, 3 Japanese teachers and a few native Jiliners. We had a feast. We ordered the buffet and we housed a good amount of food. It was a fun night because we made some friends outside of school.
So its been a week since I've arrived and so far so good. The Canadian woman (who incidentally has a penchant for punching people in the back) had mentioned that the 'Honeymoon' phase for her lasted several months, when she arrived a couple of years ago. Thus, I think that I'll be pleasantly surprised by Jilin for a while, but that might cease with the arrival of the friggin' cold weather. I think I was in denial about how cold it would get here. Everyone was telling me its extremely cold here, and I kind of blew them off, but now I'm beginning to realize that I'm in for a long winter!
Thursday, September 6, 2007
14 students!
Interestingly, most of the doctors went into medicine because their parents chose that career for them. I'd like to think that I ended up in medicine through my own volition, so it was fascinating to hear answer after answer be "my parents." Nevertheless, this is probably common in the US too.
Its strange to me to be teaching older people, and on top of that they're already doctors! There are cardiologists, gynecologists, etc and I feel that I am being patronizing when I go through how to pronounce different body organs/parts. The students' English varies but most of the class is right at intermediate, I think. So I'm excited to help them improve their English, and to use medical terms!
